Dear Bill Belichick
November 18, 2007
Please get Laurence Maroney 18 fantasy points for me in the second half.
You’re up 35-7, so no need to pass much more. Get him a combination of 120 rush/receiving yards and a touchdown, or a combination of 60 rush/rec yards and 2 scores.
Faulk’s injured and out for the game. Morris is on IR. Heath Evans can’t run a 5-flat 40. You’re still the best team of all time. Mercury Morris is nuts (anyone see his ESPN interview?) I think this year’s Rams could have gone .500 with that Dolphins ‘73 (or whatever year it was) schedule.
Thank you,
Drew
(oh, I’ll have some real Troy stuff tomorrow. I promise)
10:01 p.m. UPDATE—Thanks, Bill, for feeding the ego of your 4th string fullback and not the points of my fantasy NFL team.
