While we wait for Barack Obama to announce his vice presidential running mate selection, I think it’s safe to say we can definitively cross one guy off the list.

May I introduce you to Pete Wince?

Wince is a 24-year-old California dude. Wince says on his MySpace page, “i.hate.everyone.except.barack.obama.“ He adds that he is “always unhappy. except for now since barack is gonna win.“

This young man has written a song and produced a music video entitled, “Make me your VP.“

Wince encourages Obama to pick him because, “We’re still black enough to stick it to McCain / Riding on a wave of chocloate rain.“

I think there’s an outside chance this guy is actually a McCain supporter. Either that, or ... with friends like these, Obama doesn’t need any enemies.

Here’s the video. It’s nearly four minutes long. I was just to the two-minute mark when I began wondering when it be over. See how far you can make it before you start to ... well, wince.