28 hours to go?
Drudge is all a-twitter about a report in the New York Times that Barack Obama has settled on his vice presidential choice and is readying his announcement, which could come within 30 or so hours of this posting.
According to those omnipotent, omnipresent, always-anonymous advisers, Obama just made the decision during his Hawaiian vacation last week—which means, if that’s true, he knew who his VP choice will be when he was sitting with Rick Warren at that huge forum on Saturday night.
The remarkable thing about this story is the story within the story: The Obama campaign is apparently going to great lengths—the NYT writers say the campaign is contriving an “elaborate rollout plan”—to properly stage the announcement.
We already know it will commence with a text message to millions of Obama’s closest and dearest supporters ... along with a bunch of nosy journalist-types like me who signed up to get the message just so we can see what everyone else is getting.
And from there, it’s all about the hype. The Obama campaign is using the press like a little toy to whip up enthusiasm and anticipation about the announcement—by talking about all the enthusiasm and anticipation about the announcement.
That’s what we call circular reasoning, folks.
Consider these comments from Obama’s anonymous advisers about the VP selection and announcement process:
When the announcement—whatever it is—actually does come, advisers say, it will break in text and e-mail messages to supporters early in the morning. The Obama-BFF tour of swing states will kick off, maybe even immediately after the news is made public.
As for the schedule, Obama is set to be in Orlando on Tuesday morning, in Raleigh, N.C., by Tuesday evening and in Virginia on Wednesday morning. But, the Times noted, “the Obama campaign has cautioned against reading anything into his schedule, saying it could be changed in an instant to accommodate the plan to introduce the running mate.”
Suuuure it could. Because we know presidential candidates don’t require ANY advance work, right?
Right.
And so, we wait ... bored, as usual ... left to our scary political prognostications and our goofy odds-on lists where we try to handicap the latest VP buzz. (Smart money tonight is on Biden at 25 percent, then Bayh at 11, then Clinton at 10 percent, though 37 percent are banking on “a wildcard,” if anyone’s wondering.)
One bonus: An early announcement by Obama today—or even a credible leak, even if it turns out to be wrong—would really help ... after all, it would mean Larry King would have to bump Bill Maher for a show on the pick.
I support anything that means I will be spared hearing anything, even accidentally, from Bill Maher.
So who’s it going to be? Let’s hear your best educated guesses and theories!